Foam Swords

With these fancy foam swords, you'll be the coolest guy on the block when it comes to hard core PvP! You'll enjoy whacking your friends on the head, as you watch them QQ because it DOES NOT HURT! These items are so amazing, we are currently signing a contract with Billy Mays to get him to do a commercial with them! Get these awesome swords today!



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Riding Turtle

If you havn't ridden on a turtle, you absolutely need to get this. It goes at the same speed as you would walk! You'll be able to capture flags in WSG faster than anyone else.. (jk). Also, people say that the turtle is a total chick magnent, so you'll love this!


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Sandbox Tiger

Honestly, this is one of the coolest mounts in the whole game. Its just like being a child again! It's so amazing, I took time to create a live action video.. click here to see it. Anyways, this is a 100% mount... so you can always ride in style and retardedness.


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Path of Illidan

Wherever you go, you'll always have a little illidan on your feet! One token gets you 50 paths of illidan which last 5 minutes. You will not regret getting this item.


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Fishing Chair

With this fishing chair, you'll enjoy sitting even more than you do already sitting reading this page! You'll be able to take this portable chair with you and have a seat so you can always get that needed rest in.


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